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I love that “Google” is a verb…

April 16, 2008

I tell ya, people Google the strangest things! And their strange-and sometimes disturbing-searches often land them at my blog’s doorstep. I thought I would take this opportunity to address a few of them:

Cat Headed Warriors: Hmmm, I don’t know any. Anyone else?

Juicy Young Boys: Yes please! Sign me up…

Charlie Grenade: Uh, who? Don’t know him, and I’m not sure how a search for him steered you in my direction. A mystery, I say. Next!

How To Get A Guy To Sit Next To You: Wow, honey. Great question. My answer: try not to smell.

My Guts Hurt When I Do Psychokinesis: This sounds like a personal problem. Have you consulted your doctor? How about your friendly neighborhood parapsychologist? Science Fiction writer? Physicist? Get back to me when you find the answer…that’s a symptom I would very much like to avoid.

I know the rest of you out there get some doozies too. Care to share any of your favorites?