TIME: 3:45pm
ACTIVITY: Finally eating lunch.
WHY: Because I’m starving and have been looking up catering options all day.
WHAT I GOT: Turkey Pesto Sandwich and a brownie from Specialty’s Bakery.
WHAT ACTUALLY MADE IT BACK TO THE OFFICE OUT OF THE STORE: Turkey Pesto Sandwich.
HOW TEMPTED I WAS TO BUY ANOTHER BROWNIE: Very.
That being said…
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Dear Specialty’s Bakery,
Your brownies are far too good to eat just one. For that reason, I must insist that you cease and desist all brownie making operations, effective immediately.
Sincerely,
Essaytch’s Rapidly Expanding Gut
P.S: Probably a good idea to stop with the cookie making too. I’m just sayin’…
